♥cats. friends. photography. her music. the rain. lucid dreaming. Amnesia: The Dark Descent. iced coffee. the early morning. shoes. Doctor Who. writing. pretty clothes. pigeons. summer. shopping. goldfish. mushrooms. making lists. being alone. cotton candy. Muse.
Taken.
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Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
madeggascar
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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read the fucking description omfg
OH my GOD
“…so if you wake up and smell burning toast, you are probably just having a stroke.”
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Headline of the year.
[latimes]
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
on the off-chance that you do become an adult you could upgrade the excuse to
- “sorry but i’m doing something with my mum that day”
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